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January 3, 2009

There were fewer than half a million Jews in the Warsaw ghetto. There are a million and a half Palestinians in the Gaza ghetto. Jews in the Warsaw ghetto resisted the Nazi occupation with whatever crude weapons they had. A few Germans were killed or wounded but it wasn't a fair fight. Palestinians are resisting the Israeli occupation. A few Jews have been killed or wounded but it's not a fair fight. Here are some excerpts from Chapter Forty-two of Oprah's Dead Son:

"...Things didn't work out for The Third Reich and handy-dandy, Jews got to be God's chosen people again. Jews got given the State of Israel because of all the wrong that got done to them by Hitler and the Nazis, the same way Hitler and the Nazis got given Germany on account of all the wrong that got done to Germans after the First World War. Jews can do no wrong on account of all the wrong that got done to them. The State of Israel can get away with murder the same way Nazis got away with murder. Turnabout is fair play. To the victors go the spoils. Might makes right. Because of the Holocaust, Israel doesn't have to abide by international law, the same way Hitler didn't have to abide by international law after the Treaty of Versailles. The Israeli Defense Force can attack and occupy any territory it wants to attack and occupy. UN resolutions have no effect on the State of Israel. Israel can kill and maim and kidnap anyone it wants to kill and maim and kidnap. Tens of thousands of Palestinians have been routinely tortured in Israeli jails for decades but let one lonely nineteen-year-old Jewish soldier take a wrong turn in Gaza and all holy hell breaks loose—and that's just for starters..." "...Who's more likely to nuke its neighbors? Iran? A country with no nuclear weapons who's a party in good standing to a global nonproliferation treaty? Or Israel? A country with close to four hundred nuclear warheads mounted on cruise missiles in submarines that can be launched in a matter of minutes against any other country in the world, a country with a paranoid-schizophrenic penchant for unprovoked attacks on other sovereign nations, a country that's not only not a party to a nonproliferation treaty but doesn't admit it has any nuclear weapons, period? What kind of big fat lie is that..." "...Jews are a hundred times more likely to be billionaires than anyone else 'cause everyone else in the world is terrified of Jews. The last thing you ever want to do is piss off a Jew. Why? Whoa, let me count the ways. First, Jews are in charge of propaganda for the multinational Nazi conglomerates that have all the money in the world, second, the State of Israel has more nuclear weapons than China, India, Pakistan and the UK put together and third, the United States will protect and defend Israel at all costs against all enemies forever because no politician can get elected in America without the support of Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly. If you piss off a Jew nobody will ever hear a word you have to say—you'll be blackballed, blacklisted, despised, rejected, demonized, ignored, intimidated—and if you piss of Israel you'll get nuked. It's a stacked deck..." "...A handful of Holocaust survivors and their offspring, with the all-pervasive media and entertainment monopoly on their side, are holding the whole world hostage. What should we be more worried about, Israeli cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads being launched against the United States or Iran maybe enriching enough uranium to blow some Ayatollah's nose someday? The morons in media and entertainment will tell you it's the Ayatollah's nose we have to worry about. How absurd is that? You tell me. Those are the kinds of questions you can ask 'til the cows come home and not only will you never get an answer but nobody will ever even get to hear the question. Hitler and The Holocaust created a monster that's gonna give birth to a monster a thousand times worse than Hitler and the Holocaust ever were..." "...Israel's nuclear arsenal has been around since 1968. Every little community of ten thousand people in the State of Israel has its own personal nuclear weapon. There are sixty-five million people in Iran and the whole country doesn't have any nuclear weapons at all. Israel has unilaterally bombed other countries. Iran hasn't. Those are facts. One out of every four hundred people in the world is Jewish and one out of every three billionaires is a Jew. True or false? True..." "...The land of the free and the home of the brave has been ceded to a handful of Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in media and entertainment who gear everything that gets into anyone's brain toward two overriding objectives, making money for corporate Nazis and protecting and defending the State of Israel to the last breath of life on earth—whatever it takes, however many trillions of dollars, however much innocent blood, there's nothing more important than making money and keeping Israel safe..." "...There wasn't much Israel and the United States liked better than Iran and Iraq killing and maiming each other to the tune of however many million people it was during the Iran-Iraq war. The more Muslims that kill each other, the fewer Muslims we're going to have to kill in order for Israel to be secure and live in peace. As long there are any self-respecting Muslims left in the Middle East, Israel's never gonna be secure. Nobody in Israel even wants to live in peace. What would there be to kvetch about? It's hard to play the hapless victim when you're pound-for-pound the most powerful nation on the planet. We've hitched our star to a tribe of crazy people.." "...The global Nazi oligarchy's gonna come out smelling like a rose no matter who wins or loses in the Middle East or anywhere else. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly know how to perpetuate conflict, how to turn it into sizzle, how to sell it, how to capitalize on it. What progress has peace in the Middle East made in sixty years? None. Israel doesn't want an end to hostilities on any terms but its own and its terms are that as long as there's a single Islamic martyr willing to kill himself or herself in order to hurt a single Jew there's not gonna be an end to hostilities. Hostilities make money. There's always gonna be a quibble, a nuance, another nutty little Netanyahu nit to pick. Who's gonna solve that? The bottom line is that Israeli Jews and Arab Muslims don't hit it off, period, and it serves the purposes of media and entertainment to see to it that they never do. I suppose that's anti-Semitic, too..." "...If I'd lived in Nazi Germany, Hitler would've pissed me off. I would've tried to piss him off back. I may have ended up in Dachau but I'd way rather have been in Dachau than goose-stepping around with a swastika on my arm, swallowing Nazi schmaltz all day every day. Where I'm living now is in Nazi America, and it's guys like Si Newhouse and Sumner Redstone and Michael Bloomberg and David Geffen and Stephen Spielberg and Arthur Sulzberger and Jeff Berg and their lawyers and publicists and the army of politicians, college professors and think tank dweebs they own and operate who piss me off. They've got the whole world gagging on worthless, moneygrubbing Nazi schmaltz and drowning in mindless, thoughtless, criminally insane corporate-Nazi horseshit..."

Here's Ginny Good in its entirety. It's free, like me. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn1.html

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com
http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com

"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

Jim Preminger Agency
10866 Wilshire Blvd., 10th Flr.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
(310) 459-6600

http://www.premingeragency.com

Hey, Tom, all fixed. If you want me to send you a copy of the real 357 page book published in 2004, a feature length screenplay and the fifteen hour audio book of GINNY GOOD, let me know. It's the same package I'm gonna be sending to Saul Zaentz, Joe Roth, Bob Shaye, Harvey Weinstein, Sophia Coppola, etc. Thanks. G.

read.
8033 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 937
Los Angeles, CA 90046
(323) 876-2800

I represent feature and television writers and a couple of directors and producers. My clients include John O'Brien, Margaret Oberman, Tom Moore, Heather Morgan, Nick Castle and various other writers working in film and television.

Arthouse Talent & Literary

http://www.arthousetalentandliterary.com

Niad Management
15030 Ventura Blvd., Ste. 19-860
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(818) 981-2505

http://www.niadmanagement.com

Jon Klane Agency
120 El Camino Dr., #112
Beverly Hills, CA 90212

http://www.klaneagency.com

***Redacted***

Okay. Are you still at 120 El Camino Dr., #112, Beverly Hills, CA 90212? Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

It's in the mail. Thanks for taking a look. G.

Inscription: Official Signature 9/27/04 "Hey, Jon, if you have any sway with that Samantha Morton chick you seem to mave made a movie with, get her to take a look at the book, too. I think she might find a part for herself. Thanks. G.

The Collective
12200 W. Olympic Blvd., Ste. 490
Los Angeles, CA 90064
(310) 481-0004

Judy Boals, Inc.
307 W. 38th St., Ste. 812
New York, NY 10018
(212) 500-1424

http://www.judyboals.com

Quattro Media
12301 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 520
Los Angeles, CA 9002
(310) 207-7100

http://www.quattromedia.net

Generate Management
1545 26th St., Ste. 200
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 255-0460

http://www.generatela.com

Hi, Gerald. All of us @ Generate Management love your site, we really do. However, as a new company, we're getting an AWFUL lot of spam and unsolicited queries as a result of having our email addresses printed. Won?t you please remove at least the email addresses, so they are not published for any web spider to crawl over? They are clearly using them for hordes of spam, which we are currently dealing with. We thank you in advance and, again, thank you for the amazing work on the site. Andy

Hey, Andy, glad you like my site but the point of it is that people can be contacted by e-mail...easily. I've got fifteen thousand or so agents, editors, publishers, media and movie guys listed, each of whom would like their e-mail addresses removed. There are services you can get to screen your e-mails...SpamArrest is one I used for awhile. It worked fine but it's pretty easy just to delete spam. That's what I do now, and I get a lot of it. Thanks. G.

With all due respect, we are not authorizing you to publish publicly our email addresses, nor would we ever, had you asked. We do not solicit, nor accept, unsolicited queries. We are not speaking for the 15,000 other companies you have on your website, just our own, which has seen a dramatic increase in nuisance emails and loss of productivity as a result of the time we are spending forced to respond, however limited, to these unsolicited queries. Our company policy expressly forbids the solicitation, and acceptance of, queries, yet we have to legally respond upon receipt. I am sure you can understand our dilemma. Further, Spam filters do not spare us all from receiving these queries and, now, junk Spam from all over the world. A result, again, directly from your choosing to place our addresses on your site, where any search-trained spider program can, and has, found and exploited them. I am asking you again, please, to reconsider publishing our email addresses, immediately, they are causing our company disruption and loss of revenue. Respectfully,

I appreciate your due respect but I don't need your authorization to publish anything and my name isn't "Gerald." You are who you are, you do what you do and your corporate e-mail addresses were readily available on the Internet. If you wanna blame anyone, blame Google or the Bill of Rights...free speech, free press, yadda, yadda, remember? I will gladly put a mark by your name to remind me not to send you any more e-mails if that's what you would like me to do, but I'm not responsible for nor do I have any control over anyone but myself. Sorry about the nuisance e-mails you're getting but I'm not sending them. I'll include the information you've provided about not accepting unsolicited queries. That's the best I can do. Thanks. G.

We are aware that our email addresses were published, briefly; as soon as we realized, however, that the solicitation and Spams were a hazard, we took them down. It has gotten out of control. I am sure we can figure out a solution here; perhaps our info@ domain address would be a happy medium? That way, your users can still send queries (these get routed through the assistants), and the managers are spared the bulf sifting. Let me know your thoughts.

That's fine about the name, I get called all kinds of things, but here's my deal. I've made the best new work of literary art ever made...go listen to all fifteen hours of it and judge for yourself:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

...and it and my other work:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/other.html

...has been ignored or rejected upwards of 500,000 times by the 15,000 people on my little list so they're staying on my little list as a reminder to future, more enlightened generations, of what morons were running the media and entertainment industries in the early 21st Century. My site which you "love," is an art form unto itself and I'm leaving it the way it is. When people get snitty with me that becomes part of the art:

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117933780?categoryid=1009&cs=1&s=h&p=0

You've been fine but other entities have gone to great lengths to suppress me and my site as they've suppressed the best new work of literary art and my other stuff. I don't like it and I'm gonna say so. Sorry. G.

Have you Googled me (yet)? I am completely on your side. The hallmark of our company is giving voice to suppressed creative voices. And we would never get between an artist and his work. Never ever ever. WonderShowzen, Janeane Garofalo, Andy Milonakis, those artists are our bread & butter, and we worship the little guy. I wasn't kidding when I said I loved your site; as a writer, I have used it!! It's just those damned Nigerian Spams, Croatian Spams, S. African Spams, literally ten or more a day, that are freaking me out. Anyway, the work beyond this is incredible; beyond OCD, but incredible. But you know you're amazing, why are you fishing for a complement? You really ought to just write a play for OSF about the Little Guy who slew Hollywood.

It takes less than half-a-second to delete ten Nigerian spam e-mails. In the time you've spent talking to me about it you could have deleted ten years of spam. Let's throw the baby out and keep the bath water. Neither you nor I are going to single-handedly eliminate spam. Trust me. And no matter how supportive of "art" you may think you are, you're just not. You can't be. You wouldn't have anything to do with any of your "artists" if they didn't make money. I don't make money. I'm an artist. Those two things are mutually exclusive. That's the way it is and that's the way I like it, hu-huh, uh-huh. Salman Rushdie and Charlie Rose and your buddy Janeane Garofalo think they're not spreading Nazi propaganda and that guys like Jerry Fallwell and Bill O'Reilly are, but the truth is that they all are. You don't make money unless what you have to say is Nazi propaganda. It'll probably take you awhile to understand what I'm talking about due to all the Nazi propaganda you've been spoon-fed since birth, but that doesn't make it any less true. Nobody ever died of a little OCD...and I've got to make more of an impression on Hollywood before a dramatic account of my unfortunate quest is suitable for OSF. I've checked with them. Thanks. G."

I surrender! You are more pure than me! Good luck with your mission!

Oh, I know something I can do that seems to get rid of most of the most egregious spam...I can make a link that says "send e-mail." That way I can click on it when I want to send you an e-mail and spam-bots don't see it as an e-mail address. If you want me to do that, let me know. Thanks. G.

I would be eternally grateful for any effort. And I thank you.

New Wave Entertainment
2660 W. Olive Ave.
Burbank, CA 91505
(818) 295-5000

http://www.nwe.com

The Brandt Company
15159 Greenleaf Street
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(818) 783-7747

Ken Lindner and Associates
2049 Century Park East, Ste. 3050
Los Angeles, CA 90067
(310) 277-9223

http://www.kenlindner.com

AKA Talent Agency
6310 San Vicente Blvd #215
Burbank, CA 90048
(323) 965-5600

http://www.akatalent.com

Rabineau Wachter & Sanford
522 Wilshire Blvd.
Santa Monica,CA 90401

The Wallis Agency
210 N. Pass Ave., Ste 205
Burbank, Ca 91505
(818) 953-4848

http://www.wallisagency.com

Oh! So YOU're the culprit. Unless you can correct the information you have on The Wallis Agency, please remove us from the list. I have been bombarded for two solid months by _writers_ looking for _literary_ representation. We _only_ represent actors. Not writers, directors, best boys or dog-walkers. Thank you. Kristene Wallis, The Wallis Agency

I'll fix things. Tell your ACTORS (ONLY) to go read Ginny Good, find themselves juicy parts...there's a bunch...and have them get some producer who wants to make a movie worth making for a change to make a movie out of it. Got any recommendations for decent dog-walkers? Thanks. G.

Gee! How nice to know you don't include me among the giggly goons who won't publish you, since, as I told you once before...I ONLY REPRESENT ACTORS. I should not be listed anywhere in your brilliant, esoteric, mind-boggling list and since you are so very, very brilliant, I just feel in my bones that you deleted me already, for which I thank you. That being said, you may now also delete me from your email list. - Kristene Wallis, The Wallis Agency

And as I told you before it's ONLY ACTORS I want to play the various parts in my gorgeous book so naturally I have to include you among the giggly goons who haven't yet told his or her ACTORS to go read the thing, find himself or herself a juicy role, and get some production company to make a movie out of it. The book is already published, why would I want you to publish it? I want you and your ACTORS to get a movie made out of it. Is that so much to ask? Thanks. G.

Michael Siegel & Associates
11532 Thurston Circle
Los Angeles, CA 90049

http://www.msalit.com

Hotchkiss & Associates
611 Broadway, #741
New York, NY 10012

Irene Webb Literary
1112 Montana Ave., Ste. 294
Santa Monica, CA 90403
(310) 394 9024

http://www.irenewebb.com

Scott Stander and Associates
13701 Riverside Drive, Ste. 201
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
(818) 905-7000

http://www.scottstander.com

The Artists Agency
1180 S Beverly Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90035
(310) 277-7779

Mitchell K. Stubbs & Associates
8675 W. Washington Blvd., Suite 203
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 838-1200

http://www.mksagency.com

Marc Bass Talent Agency
9171 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 380
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 278-1900

http://www.mba-agency.com

Candace Lake Agency
9200 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 820
Los Angeles, CA 90069
(310) 247-2115

Barry Freed Company, Inc.
468 N. Camden, Ste. 201
Beverly Hills, CA 90210

Result Talent Group
3341 1/2 Primera Ave.
Hollywood Hills, CA 90068
(310) 498-5009

http://www.rtgtalent.com

Brant Rose Agency
6671 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 1584-B
Los Angeles, CA 90028

The Bohrman Agency
8899 Beverly Blvd., Ste. 811
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(310) 550-5444

Creative Convergence
11040 Santa Monica Blvd., Suite 200
Los Angeles, California 90025
(310) 954-8480

http://www.creative-convergence.com

International Arts Entertainment
8899 Beverly Blvd., Suite 800
Los Angeles, CA 90048

http://www.internationalartsentertainment.com

Paul Greenstone Entertainment
(310) 413-4538

http://www.paulgreenstone.com

Lynn Pleshette Agency
2700 N. Beachwood Drive
Los Angeles, CA 90068

Marion Rosenberg Office
PO Box 69826
Los Angeles, CA 90069

http://marionrosenberg.com

Baron Entertainment
5757 Wilshire Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90036
(323) 936-7600

http://www.baronentertainment.com

JLA Talent Agency
9151 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(319) 276-5677

http://www.jlatalent.com

Beverly Hecht Agency
12001 Ventura Pl. #320
Studio City, CA 90048
(818) 505-1192

http://www.beverlyhecht.com

Film Artists Associates
13563 Ventura Boulevard, 2nd Flr.
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
(818) 386-9669

The Coppage Company
11501 Chandler Boulevard
North Hollywood, CA 91505
(818) 980-8806

Black Talent & Literary Agency
5318 Wilkinson Avenue
Valley Village, CA 91604
(818) 753-5424

Archer King, Ltd.
1650 Broadway, Ste. 407
New York, NY 10019
(212) 765-3103

Blair Silver & Company
P.O. Box 3188
Manhattan Beach, CA 90266
(310) 546-4669

Careyes Entertainment
9000 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 800
Los Angeles, CA 90069
(310) 888-1240

Schiowitz, Connor, Ankrum & Wolf
1680 Vine St., Ste. 1016
Los Angeles CA 90028
(323) 463-8355

The Dangerfield Agency
4063 Radford, Ste. 201-C
Studio City, CA 91604
(818) 766-7717

To Whom It May Concern, I have received a lot of submissions lately from writers seeking representation but I am a talent agent for actors and do not represent writers. Perhaps you could indicate that somehow in your listing. Thanks so much, Sheila Ellis, Agent, The Dangerfield Agency

Hey, Sheila, I include talent agents 'cause an actor or two here and there might want to make a movie out of great literary material for once in his or her life and I've written a bunch:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/other.html

Nobody knows how things get done in Hollywood, including the people who get them done, but I figure serendipity has a lot to do with it. I've included the information that you rep actors only and not writers. Thanks. G.

Gerard Jones
http://everyonewhosanyone.com/audio/GGch00introm.mp3

Elkins Entertainment
8306 Wilshire Blvd. PMB 3643
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
(323) 932-0400

http://www.elkinsent.com

The Savage Agency
6212 Banner Avenue
Los Angeles, CA 90038
(323) 461-8316

SDB Partners, Inc.
1801 Avenue of the Stars
Los Angeles, CA 90067
(310) 785-0060

http://www.sdbpartners.com

N. S. Bienstock
1740 Broadway
New York, NY 10019
(212) 765-3040

http://www.nsbienstock.com

Rebel Entertainment Partners
5700 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 456
Beverly Hills, CA 90036
(323) 935-1700

http://www.reptalent.com

Synergy Management
22287 Mulholland Hwy, Ste 204
Calabasas, CA 91302
(818) 703-6707

Hi Gerard, I believe you have our company listed as a management firm for writers. We do not represent writers, only on-camera talent. I have been receiving emails from writers and unfortunately, we are of no use to them. Would you mind adjusting our listing on your site? Thank you!

Hey, Cat, my site's not for writers only but I'll include your note. Have some of your "on-camera" talent listen to the free audio book of Ginny Good, find himself or herself a cool part and get some producer to make a movie out of it. You're welcome to be more specific about what you do and I'll include that description. Thanks.

We rep on-camera talent with a focus on television hosting, broadcasting and experts (i.e. Chefs, Interior Designers, Stylists, etc).

Silver, Massetti & Szatmary Ltd.
8730 W. Sunset Blvd., Ste. 440
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(310) 289-0909

Bicoastal Talent Agency
210 North Pass Ave., Ste. 204
Burbank, CA 91505
(818) 845-0150

http://www.bicoastaltalent.com

Leverage Management
3030 Pennsylvania Ave.
Santa Monica CA 90404
(310) 526-0320

Hi, Neither Loch Powell nor I represent writers. Please note this on your site as it wastes everyone's time. Thank you very much! Sarah Lum

Michael Levy Enterprises
4383 1/2 Allott Ave.
Sherman Oaks, Ca. 91423
(818) 385-0042

http://www.mlevyenterprises.com

SMA Talent and Literary Agency
9899 Santa Monica Boulevard, Ste. 615
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 203-8787

http://www.smaagency.com

Zanuk Entertainment
2920 West Olive Ave., Ste 214
Burbank, CA 91505
(818) 846-7907

Gallagher Literary Management
8160 Manitoba Street, Ste. 309
Los Angeles, CA 90293
(310) 822-2070

http://www.robgallagher.freeservers.com

Nick Yellen Creative Agency
1501 Broadway, Ste. 2310
New York, NY 10036
(212) 840-5760

Solid Talent
6860 Lexington Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90038
(323) 978-0808

Scott Stander & Associates
13701 Riverside Drive. Ste. 201
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423
(818) 905-7000

http://www.scottstander.com

US Talent Agency
485 S. Robertson Blvd., Suite 7
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
(310) 858-1533

Talent Scout Management
12228 Venice Blvd., Ste. 539
Los Angeles, CA 90066
(310) 281-6213

http://www.atalentscout.com

Write Movies
1484 1/2 South Robertson Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90035
(310) 276-5160

http://www.writemovies.com

Bobby Ball Agency
4342 Lankershim Blvd.
Universal City, CA 91602
(818) 506-8188

http://www.bobbyballagency.com

The Tory Christopher Group
7920 Selma Ave., #12
West Hollywood, CA 90046
(323) 436-0891

http://www.torychristopher.com

(@) = Not a corporate fascist. (Feel free to apply for non-corporate fascist status...simply tell me in fifty words or fewer why you think you're not a corporate fascist.)

(*) = E-mail bounced. Correct information much appreciated. In fact, anyone who knows anything I don't know, let me know.

(!) = E-mail blocked (just mine, not yours), probably 'cause the intended recipient and/or the company by which he or she is owned and operated is an extra brainwashed, super chicken, corporate fascist goon.

(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com