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January 3, 2009

There were fewer than half a million Jews in the Warsaw ghetto. There are a million and a half Palestinians in the Gaza ghetto. Jews in the Warsaw ghetto resisted the Nazi occupation with whatever crude weapons they had. A few Germans were killed or wounded but it wasn't a fair fight. Palestinians are resisting the Israeli occupation. A few Jews have been killed or wounded but it's not a fair fight. Here are some excerpts from Chapter Forty-two of Oprah's Dead Son:

"...Things didn't work out for The Third Reich and handy-dandy, Jews got to be God's chosen people again. Jews got given the State of Israel because of all the wrong that got done to them by Hitler and the Nazis, the same way Hitler and the Nazis got given Germany on account of all the wrong that got done to Germans after the First World War. Jews can do no wrong on account of all the wrong that got done to them. The State of Israel can get away with murder the same way Nazis got away with murder. Turnabout is fair play. To the victors go the spoils. Might makes right. Because of the Holocaust, Israel doesn't have to abide by international law, the same way Hitler didn't have to abide by international law after the Treaty of Versailles. The Israeli Defense Force can attack and occupy any territory it wants to attack and occupy. UN resolutions have no effect on the State of Israel. Israel can kill and maim and kidnap anyone it wants to kill and maim and kidnap. Tens of thousands of Palestinians have been routinely tortured in Israeli jails for decades but let one lonely nineteen-year-old Jewish soldier take a wrong turn in Gaza and all holy hell breaks loose—and that's just for starters..." "...Who's more likely to nuke its neighbors? Iran? A country with no nuclear weapons who's a party in good standing to a global nonproliferation treaty? Or Israel? A country with close to four hundred nuclear warheads mounted on cruise missiles in submarines that can be launched in a matter of minutes against any other country in the world, a country with a paranoid-schizophrenic penchant for unprovoked attacks on other sovereign nations, a country that's not only not a party to a nonproliferation treaty but doesn't admit it has any nuclear weapons, period? What kind of big fat lie is that..." "...Jews are a hundred times more likely to be billionaires than anyone else 'cause everyone else in the world is terrified of Jews. The last thing you ever want to do is piss off a Jew. Why? Whoa, let me count the ways. First, Jews are in charge of propaganda for the multinational Nazi conglomerates that have all the money in the world, second, the State of Israel has more nuclear weapons than China, India, Pakistan and the UK put together and third, the United States will protect and defend Israel at all costs against all enemies forever because no politician can get elected in America without the support of Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly. If you piss off a Jew nobody will ever hear a word you have to say—you'll be blackballed, blacklisted, despised, rejected, demonized, ignored, intimidated—and if you piss of Israel you'll get nuked. It's a stacked deck..." "...A handful of Holocaust survivors and their offspring, with the all-pervasive media and entertainment monopoly on their side, are holding the whole world hostage. What should we be more worried about, Israeli cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads being launched against the United States or Iran maybe enriching enough uranium to blow some Ayatollah's nose someday? The morons in media and entertainment will tell you it's the Ayatollah's nose we have to worry about. How absurd is that? You tell me. Those are the kinds of questions you can ask 'til the cows come home and not only will you never get an answer but nobody will ever even get to hear the question. Hitler and The Holocaust created a monster that's gonna give birth to a monster a thousand times worse than Hitler and the Holocaust ever were..." "...Israel's nuclear arsenal has been around since 1968. Every little community of ten thousand people in the State of Israel has its own personal nuclear weapon. There are sixty-five million people in Iran and the whole country doesn't have any nuclear weapons at all. Israel has unilaterally bombed other countries. Iran hasn't. Those are facts. One out of every four hundred people in the world is Jewish and one out of every three billionaires is a Jew. True or false? True..." "...The land of the free and the home of the brave has been ceded to a handful of Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in media and entertainment who gear everything that gets into anyone's brain toward two overriding objectives, making money for corporate Nazis and protecting and defending the State of Israel to the last breath of life on earth—whatever it takes, however many trillions of dollars, however much innocent blood, there's nothing more important than making money and keeping Israel safe..." "...There wasn't much Israel and the United States liked better than Iran and Iraq killing and maiming each other to the tune of however many million people it was during the Iran-Iraq war. The more Muslims that kill each other, the fewer Muslims we're going to have to kill in order for Israel to be secure and live in peace. As long there are any self-respecting Muslims left in the Middle East, Israel's never gonna be secure. Nobody in Israel even wants to live in peace. What would there be to kvetch about? It's hard to play the hapless victim when you're pound-for-pound the most powerful nation on the planet. We've hitched our star to a tribe of crazy people.." "...The global Nazi oligarchy's gonna come out smelling like a rose no matter who wins or loses in the Middle East or anywhere else. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly know how to perpetuate conflict, how to turn it into sizzle, how to sell it, how to capitalize on it. What progress has peace in the Middle East made in sixty years? None. Israel doesn't want an end to hostilities on any terms but its own and its terms are that as long as there's a single Islamic martyr willing to kill himself or herself in order to hurt a single Jew there's not gonna be an end to hostilities. Hostilities make money. There's always gonna be a quibble, a nuance, another nutty little Netanyahu nit to pick. Who's gonna solve that? The bottom line is that Israeli Jews and Arab Muslims don't hit it off, period, and it serves the purposes of media and entertainment to see to it that they never do. I suppose that's anti-Semitic, too..." "...If I'd lived in Nazi Germany, Hitler would've pissed me off. I would've tried to piss him off back. I may have ended up in Dachau but I'd way rather have been in Dachau than goose-stepping around with a swastika on my arm, swallowing Nazi schmaltz all day every day. Where I'm living now is in Nazi America, and it's guys like Si Newhouse and Sumner Redstone and Michael Bloomberg and David Geffen and Stephen Spielberg and Arthur Sulzberger and Jeff Berg and their lawyers and publicists and the army of politicians, college professors and think tank dweebs they own and operate who piss me off. They've got the whole world gagging on worthless, moneygrubbing Nazi schmaltz and drowning in mindless, thoughtless, criminally insane corporate-Nazi horseshit..."

Here's Ginny Good in its entirety. It's free, like me. G.

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn1.html

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com
http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com

"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

The Walt Disney Company
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-1000

(Walt Disney Pictures, Touchstone Pictures, Miramax Films, Pixar)

http://www.disney.com

***Redacted***

GINNY GOOD is a book, not a stoy idea. Look it up on Amazon, read the reviews, like this recent one in January Magazine:

http://www.janmag.com/biography/ginnygood.html

Order a copy, send it to whoever around there looks for story ideas in books. Or forward this e-mail to them. I didn't know George Mitchell was Senator Mitchell. Cool. Thanks. Gerard Jones

***Redacted***

Hey, Sherrie, I was a managing legal assistant in San Francisco for awhile. I talk a little bit about it in the first chapter of my gorgeous book, Ginny Good. You should pick up a copy and when you see how good it is you can get someone around there to solicit the film rights from the publisher. I don't have any big stake in getting a movie made of it. I wrote it. That was all I wanted to do. Some movie company is gonna be glad they made a movie out of it. Nice letter, by the way, and, yes, I understand and dutifully "accept" your company's policy, however ill-advised it might prove to be. Oh, and it's "Gerard," actually. Not Gerald. Here's a link to a sample chapter with a bunch of law firm stuff in it from the book:

http://everyonewhosanyone.com/ggsyn.html

The story takes place in Haight-Ashbury in the sixties; how it gets there from a San Francisco law firm in the nineties is one of the great mysteries of modern literature. You should find out. Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

Dear Ms. Murphey: I don't tell you how to run your business but I welcome your suggestions as to how you think I should run mine. I have a pretty good idea that what I'm doing does "further my interests." My sole interest is to get movies made out of my gorgeous books. You guys make movies. Sorry for the "unwelcome burden," but the Walt Disney Company advertising its products creates an unwelcome burden for me. Everywhere I turn, what do I see? Disney this, Disney that. That's cool. How else am I gonna know what you want me to buy, right? I'm simply doing the same thing. How else are you gonna know what you wanna make movies out of if you don't hear about good books to make movies out of? If y'all wanna stop advertising your vacuous fluff I'll stop advertising my substantial, artistic stuff. How about that? I'm one of the best writers who's ever lived. Ginny Good is one of the best books ever published. Here's a list of the best nonfiction books of 2004 GG just got named on:

http://www.januarymagazine.com/features/bestof04nonfiction.html

It was only the ninth best book in the world 'cause they called nonfiction and it had to compete with Dylan and Alexander the Great. If they'd called Ginny Good fiction, which is what it reads like, it would have been the first best book published in the world in the year 2004. If you guys don't want to hear about books that would make good movies, that's your business. If I don't want to go to your movies, I don't go to them--but that doesn't stop you from trying to get me to go to them, right? My business is that I write books that would make good movies and I'm gonna tell you about those books; do with that information what you will. If you don't want to make good movies out of good books, hey, I can't stop you. If I don't want to go to your movies, you can't stop me. We're both in the same business. Thanks. G.

The Buena Vista Motion Picture Group
500 South Buena Vista Street
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-1000

http://www.disney.com

Touchstone Pictures
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-1000

http://www.disney.com

Morra, Brezner, Steinberg, & Tenenbaum
345 N. Maple Drive, Ste. 200
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 385-1820

http://www.mbst.com

Jacobson Company
500 S. Buena Vista, Animation Bldg.
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-1600

Baumgarten Merims Productions, Inc.
1640 S. Sepulveda #218
Los Angeles, CA 90025
(310) 996-1885

Storyline Entertainment
500 S. Buena Vista St.
Old Animation Bldg. Ste. 3-D
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-2928

http://www.storyline-entertainment.com

Blue Light, Inc.
12233 Olympic Blvd., Ste 340
Los Angeles, CA 90064
(310) 207-7378

Harpo Films
345 N. Maple Dr., Ste. 315
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 278-5559

Harpo Studios
110 North Carpenter
Chicago, IL 60607
(312) 633-1000

Karz Entertainment
500 S. Buena Vista, Animation Bldg.
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-4260

Mayhem Pictures
725 Arizona Ave., Ste. 302
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 393-5005

Pfeffer Film
500 S. Buena Vista Blvd., Animation Bldg.
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-3177

Boxing Cat Productions
11500 Hart Street
North Hollywood, CA 91605
(818) 765-4870

Beacon Communications
120 Broadway, Ste. 200
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 260-7000

(Appian Way, Katalyst Films...)

http://www.beaconpictures.com

Appian Way
9255 Sunset Blvd., Ste. 615
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(310) 300-1390

Katalyst Films
1633 26th Street, 2nd Fl.
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 907-2236

Vanguard Films
8703 W. Olympic Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90035
(310) 360-8039

http://www.vanguardfilms.com

Hyde Park Entertainment
2500 Broadway St.
Santa Monica, CA 90404
(310) 449-3191

Offspring Entertainment
500 South Buena Vista St. Burbank, CA 91521

Farrell Paura Productions
500 South Buena Vista St. Animation Bldg., Rm. 2C
Burbank, CA 91521
818-560-3000

Junction Entertainment
500 S Buena Vista St., Animation Bldg.
Burbank, California 91521
(818) 560-2800

Martin Chase Productions
500 S. Buena Vista St., Animation Bldg., Rm. 2E-6
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-3952

44 Blue Productions
4040 Vineland Ave., Ste. 105
Studio City CA 91604
(818) 760-4442

http://www.44blue.com

Four Boys Films
500 S. Buena Vista St., Animation Bldg.
Burbank, CA 91521
(818) 560-1230

http://www.fourboysfilms.com

Pandemonium
100 N. Crescent Dr. Ste. 148
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 385-4088

Miramax Films
375 Greenwich Street
New York, NY 10013
(212) 941-3800

8439 Sunset Blvd.
West Hollywood, CA 90069
(323) 951-4100

http://www.miramax.com

To Mr. Jones: This will acknowledge your recent e-mail dated March 24th, 2005, to Michael Luisi and myself regarding two books that you have indicated may be of interest to us. Unfortunately our company's established policy does not allow us to accept or review any ideas, literary materials or electronic submissions that are not solicited by us. Our intention is to avoid misunderstandings when projects are created internally which may be considered similar to submissions made to us from outside the company. We recognize that this policy is sometimes a difficult one when someone like yourself, with all the best intentions, would simply like us to consider his creative work. However, as required, I am returning your e-mail correspondence without reviewing it or retaining any electronic or hard copies. I have instructed Michael Luisi to do the same. We hope that you will understand our position. Please be assured of our thanks for your interest in writing to us and our best wishes for your future success. Sincerely, Alan R. Friedman, General Counsel & Executive Vice President Business Affairs, Message sent by Kristen Silvi, Assistant to Alan R. Friedman

So solicit 'em. Thanks. G.

Does "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY REJECTED" make it any clearer to you?

How can I be "officially rejected" if you didn't read what I sent you? Don't be silly. In order to be officially rejected I have to have been officially read. Those are the rules. Look 'em up. Thanks. G.

Not the rules here mister.

Then you're playing by the wrong rules and your conclusions are therefore absurd. Rules is rules, sister. You can't make up your own and expect them to mean anything to anyone else. That's something you should have learned in the third grade. G.

Miramax International
161 Sixth Ave., 15th Flr.
New York, NY 10012
(212) 606-5500

FilmColony, Ltd.
7966 Beverly Blvd., 3rd Flr.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 951-4650

100 N. Crescent Dr., Ste. 125
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 432-1701

Mirage Enterprises
233 S. Beverly Dr. Ste 200
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(310) 888-2830

Guy Magar Films
7185 Woodrow Wilson Dr.
Los Angeles, CA 90068
(323) 461-9009

View Askew Productions
116 Broad Street
Red Bank, NJ 07701
(732) 842-6933

http://www.viewaskew.com

Tapestry Films
9328 Civic Center Dr., Ste. 2
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 275-1191

Pixar Animation Studios
1200 Park Avenue
Emeryville, CA 94608
(510) 752-3000

http://www.pixar.com

SBE Entertainment Group
8000 Beverly Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 330-8000

(Element Films)

Element Films
7966 Beverly Blvd., 3rd Flr.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(323) 330-8000

http://www.elementfilm.com

Rainbow Media
200 Jericho Quadrangle
Jericho, NY 11753
(516) 803-4500

(IFC Entertainment, WE: Women's Entertainment)

http://www.rainbow-media.com

http://www.we-womensentertainment.com

Media 8 Entertainment
15260 Ventura Blvd., Ste. 710
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
(818) 325-8000

1100 rue de La Gauchetière Ouest, Bureau 280
Montreal, Quebec H3B 2S2
(514) 879-5606

(Handprint Entertainment, Carol Baum Productions, Odd Lot Entertainment...)

http://www.media8entertainment.com

Handprint Entertainment
1100 Glendon Ave., Ste. 1000
Los Angeles, CA 90024
(310) 481-4400

Carol Baum Productions
8899 Beverly Blvd., Ste. 721
West Hollywood, CA 90048
(310) 550-4575

Odd Lot Entertainment
368 N. La Cienega Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90048
(310) 652-0999

http://www.oddlotentertainment.com

Pinewood Shepperton Studios
Pinewood Road, Iver Heath
Buckinghamshire SL0 0NH
+44-17-5365-1700

(Random Harvest)

http://www.pinewoodshepperton.com

***Redacted***

Dear Julia: I'm pretty sure Ridley Scott makes movies, doesn't he? I've included lots of people on my little list who don't outright "buy" film properties but they (and you) have connections in the film industry and may serendipitously pass along an interesting project to someone who does. Thanks. G.

***Redacted***

I prefer not to. Nobody knows what kind of weirdo synchronicity might happen. Thanks. G.

Participant Productions
335 N. Maple Dr., Ste. 245
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 550-5100

(Edward Saxon Productions)

http://www.participantproductions.com

Edward Saxton Productions
335 North Maple Dr. Suite 354
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 550-4852

Platinum Dunes
631 Colorado Ave.
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 394-9200

Frederic Golchan Productions
10900 Wilshire Blvd., 14th Flr.
Los Angeles, CA 90024
(310) 208-8525

Bay Films
631 Colorado Ave.
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 319-6565

Inferno Distribution
9595 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 900
Beverly Hills, CA 90212
(323) 848-8973

Dalaklis-McKeown Entertainment
1750 Berkeley Street
Santa Monica, CA 90401
(310) 460-0200

http://www.dmetv.net

Hergott Productions
2598 San Joaquin Hills Rd.
Corona Del Mar, CA 92625
(949) 640-5991

Halcyon Pictures
8306 Wilshire Blvd., Ste. 680
Beverly Hills, CA 90211
(310) 388-6087

http://www.halcyonpix.com

Robert Greenwald Productions
10510 Culver Blvd.
Culver City, CA 90232
(310) 204-0404

(Brave New Films)

http://www.rgpinc.com

Brave New Films
10510 Culver Blvd
Culver City, CA 90232
(800) 525-8212

http://www.bravenewfilms.org

(@) = Not a corporate fascist. (Feel free to apply for non-corporate fascist status...simply tell me in fifty words or fewer why you think you're not a corporate fascist.)

(*) = E-mail bounced. Correct information much appreciated. In fact, anyone who knows anything I don't know, let me know.

(!) = E-mail blocked (just mine, not yours), probably 'cause the intended recipient and/or the company by which he or she is owned and operated is an extra brainwashed, super chicken, corporate fascist goon.

(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com