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January 3, 2009

There were fewer than half a million Jews in the Warsaw ghetto. There are a million and a half Palestinians in the Gaza ghetto. Jews in the Warsaw ghetto resisted the Nazi occupation with whatever crude weapons they had. A few Germans were killed or wounded but it wasn't a fair fight. Palestinians are resisting the Israeli occupation. A few Jews have been killed or wounded but it's not a fair fight. Here are some excerpts from Chapter Forty-two of Oprah's Dead Son:

"...Things didn't work out for The Third Reich and handy-dandy, Jews got to be God's chosen people again. Jews got given the State of Israel because of all the wrong that got done to them by Hitler and the Nazis, the same way Hitler and the Nazis got given Germany on account of all the wrong that got done to Germans after the First World War. Jews can do no wrong on account of all the wrong that got done to them. The State of Israel can get away with murder the same way Nazis got away with murder. Turnabout is fair play. To the victors go the spoils. Might makes right. Because of the Holocaust, Israel doesn't have to abide by international law, the same way Hitler didn't have to abide by international law after the Treaty of Versailles. The Israeli Defense Force can attack and occupy any territory it wants to attack and occupy. UN resolutions have no effect on the State of Israel. Israel can kill and maim and kidnap anyone it wants to kill and maim and kidnap. Tens of thousands of Palestinians have been routinely tortured in Israeli jails for decades but let one lonely nineteen-year-old Jewish soldier take a wrong turn in Gaza and all holy hell breaks loose—and that's just for starters..." "...Who's more likely to nuke its neighbors? Iran? A country with no nuclear weapons who's a party in good standing to a global nonproliferation treaty? Or Israel? A country with close to four hundred nuclear warheads mounted on cruise missiles in submarines that can be launched in a matter of minutes against any other country in the world, a country with a paranoid-schizophrenic penchant for unprovoked attacks on other sovereign nations, a country that's not only not a party to a nonproliferation treaty but doesn't admit it has any nuclear weapons, period? What kind of big fat lie is that..." "...Jews are a hundred times more likely to be billionaires than anyone else 'cause everyone else in the world is terrified of Jews. The last thing you ever want to do is piss off a Jew. Why? Whoa, let me count the ways. First, Jews are in charge of propaganda for the multinational Nazi conglomerates that have all the money in the world, second, the State of Israel has more nuclear weapons than China, India, Pakistan and the UK put together and third, the United States will protect and defend Israel at all costs against all enemies forever because no politician can get elected in America without the support of Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly. If you piss off a Jew nobody will ever hear a word you have to say—you'll be blackballed, blacklisted, despised, rejected, demonized, ignored, intimidated—and if you piss of Israel you'll get nuked. It's a stacked deck..." "...A handful of Holocaust survivors and their offspring, with the all-pervasive media and entertainment monopoly on their side, are holding the whole world hostage. What should we be more worried about, Israeli cruise missiles armed with nuclear warheads being launched against the United States or Iran maybe enriching enough uranium to blow some Ayatollah's nose someday? The morons in media and entertainment will tell you it's the Ayatollah's nose we have to worry about. How absurd is that? You tell me. Those are the kinds of questions you can ask 'til the cows come home and not only will you never get an answer but nobody will ever even get to hear the question. Hitler and The Holocaust created a monster that's gonna give birth to a monster a thousand times worse than Hitler and the Holocaust ever were..." "...Israel's nuclear arsenal has been around since 1968. Every little community of ten thousand people in the State of Israel has its own personal nuclear weapon. There are sixty-five million people in Iran and the whole country doesn't have any nuclear weapons at all. Israel has unilaterally bombed other countries. Iran hasn't. Those are facts. One out of every four hundred people in the world is Jewish and one out of every three billionaires is a Jew. True or false? True..." "...The land of the free and the home of the brave has been ceded to a handful of Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in media and entertainment who gear everything that gets into anyone's brain toward two overriding objectives, making money for corporate Nazis and protecting and defending the State of Israel to the last breath of life on earth—whatever it takes, however many trillions of dollars, however much innocent blood, there's nothing more important than making money and keeping Israel safe..." "...There wasn't much Israel and the United States liked better than Iran and Iraq killing and maiming each other to the tune of however many million people it was during the Iran-Iraq war. The more Muslims that kill each other, the fewer Muslims we're going to have to kill in order for Israel to be secure and live in peace. As long there are any self-respecting Muslims left in the Middle East, Israel's never gonna be secure. Nobody in Israel even wants to live in peace. What would there be to kvetch about? It's hard to play the hapless victim when you're pound-for-pound the most powerful nation on the planet. We've hitched our star to a tribe of crazy people.." "...The global Nazi oligarchy's gonna come out smelling like a rose no matter who wins or loses in the Middle East or anywhere else. Jews and guys who kiss up to Jews in the media and entertainment monopoly know how to perpetuate conflict, how to turn it into sizzle, how to sell it, how to capitalize on it. What progress has peace in the Middle East made in sixty years? None. Israel doesn't want an end to hostilities on any terms but its own and its terms are that as long as there's a single Islamic martyr willing to kill himself or herself in order to hurt a single Jew there's not gonna be an end to hostilities. Hostilities make money. There's always gonna be a quibble, a nuance, another nutty little Netanyahu nit to pick. Who's gonna solve that? The bottom line is that Israeli Jews and Arab Muslims don't hit it off, period, and it serves the purposes of media and entertainment to see to it that they never do. I suppose that's anti-Semitic, too..." "...If I'd lived in Nazi Germany, Hitler would've pissed me off. I would've tried to piss him off back. I may have ended up in Dachau but I'd way rather have been in Dachau than goose-stepping around with a swastika on my arm, swallowing Nazi schmaltz all day every day. Where I'm living now is in Nazi America, and it's guys like Si Newhouse and Sumner Redstone and Michael Bloomberg and David Geffen and Stephen Spielberg and Arthur Sulzberger and Jeff Berg and their lawyers and publicists and the army of politicians, college professors and think tank dweebs they own and operate who piss me off. They've got the whole world gagging on worthless, moneygrubbing Nazi schmaltz and drowning in mindless, thoughtless, criminally insane corporate-Nazi horseshit..."

Here's Ginny Good in its entirety. It's free, like me. G.

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Gerard Jones
everyone@everyonewhosanyone.com
http://www.everyonewhosanyone.com

"...they'll have me whipped for speaking true, thou'lt
have me whipped for lying; and sometimes I am
whipped for holding my peace. I had rather be any
kind o' thing than a fool: and yet I would not be
thee, nuncle..."

Langtons International Agency
124 West 60th St., Ste. 42-M
New York NY 10023
(212) 929-1937

http://www.langtonsinternational.com

All fixed. I moved you up the page a ways, too, 'cause I like your font. Here's a Broadway story for you...Chapter Four. Thanks. G.

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kt literary
9249 S. Broadway #200-543
Highlands Ranch, CO 80129

http://www.ktliterary.com

Andy Ross Literary Agency
767 Santa Ray Avenue
Oakland, Ca. 94610

http://www.andyrossagency.com

Abigail K. Windsor Literary Management
5630 NE 18th Ave., Ste. 301
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33334

Studio B
62 Nassau Drive
Great Neck, NY 11021

(Salkind Literary Agency)

http://www.studiob.com

Tomasino Agency
70 Chestnut St.
Dobbs Ferry, NY 10522
(914) 674-9659

http://www.tomasinoagency.com

Salkind Literary Agency
734 Indiana St.
Lawrence, KS 66044
(913) 538-7113

http://www.salkindagency.com

Wylie-Merrick Literary Agency
1138 South Webster Street
Kokomo, Indiana 46902
(765) 459-8258

http://www.wylie-merrick.com

http://www.wyliemerrick.blogspot.com

Dupree/Miller & Associates
100 Highland Park Village, Suite 350
Dallas, TX 75205

BlueBridge & United Tribes Media
240 W. 35th Street, Ste. 500
New York, NY 10001
(212) 244-4166

JAN-ERIK GUERTH is the owner of United Tribes Media Inc., a publishing consulting firm. Jan-Erik is also the publisher of BlueBridge, a publishing company founded in 2004. Based in New York City, BlueBridge publishes a broad range of non-fiction, with 6 to 8 new titles per year. Prior to his book publishing career, he was the director of post-production for Sony Pictures Classics (from 1996 to 1998), a producer for Germany's first multi-cultural public radio station, Radio MultiKulti in Berlin (from 1993 to 1996), and a freelance newspaper journalist (from 1990 to 1993). Once upon a time, Jan-Erik was a rather funny comedian in Germany. Thank you very much, Jan-Erik

International Transactions
28 Alope Way
Gila, NM 88038

3 Hanover Sq., Ste. 9-L
New York, NY 10004

http://www.intltrans.com

Mortimer Literary
52645 Paui Road
Aguanga, CA 92536
(951) 763-2600

http://www.mortimerliterary.com

The Croce Agency
PO Box 449
Leonia, NJ 07605
(201) 248-3175

http://www.thecroceagency.com

If you could dd "all submissions should go to submissions@thecroceagency.com" I'd appreciate it. Thanks, Nick

Books Crossing Borders
110 West 40th St. Ste. 2305
New York, NY 10018
(212) 840-0400

Ellen Pepus Literary Agency
4200 Wisconsin Ave, NW, Ste. 106-233
Washington, DC 20006
(301) 896-0185

http://www.epliterary.com

Diggs McQillar
112 West 117th Street
New York, NY 10026
(212) 749-0741

Murphy Talent Group
3829 NE Tillamook
Portland, OR 97212
(503) 249-0319

http://www.murphytalentgroup.com

KT Literary Services
1905 Cricklewood Cove
Fogelsville, PA 18051
(610) 395-6298

http://www.ktpublicrelations.com

Laura Gross Literary
75 Clinton Place
Newton Center, MA 02459
(617) 964-2977

Kraas Literary Agency
13514 Winter Creek Court
Houston, Texas 77077

507 NW 22nd Ave., Ste. 104
Portland, Oregon 97210
(503) 319-0900

http://www.kraasliteraryagency.com

The Ahearn Agency
2021 Pine Street
New Orleans, LA 70118

Andrea Hurst & Associates
Literary Agency
PO Box 19010
Sacramento, CA 95819-0010
(916) 736-3745

http://www.andreahurst.com

Flannery Literary
1155 South Washington St., Suite 202
Naperville, IL 60540

Flannery Literary is always looking for fresh new voices who write for children and young adults.

Lark Productions
145 Palisade St., Suite 244
Dobbs Ferry, NY 10522

Sligo Literary Agency
74-923 Hwy 111, Suite 173
Indian Wells, CA. 92210

http://www.sligolitagency.com/index.mv

Solow Literary Enterprises
862 Sir Francis Drake Blvd., Ste. 252
San Anselmo, CA 94960

http://www.solowliterary.com

Martin Literary Management
(206) 201-3504

http://www.martinliterarymanagement.com

Currently, we handle non-fiction ONLY. Please see our submission page on our website for instructions how to query us as we do not accept hard copy submissions/queries—only electronic. We are a ?green? agency. Sharlene Martin

The Law Office of Nicholas Roman Lewis
416 Stuyvesant Avenue
Brooklyn, NY 11233

Artists and Artisans
244 Madison Avenue, Ste. 334
New York, NY 10016

http://www.artistsandartisans.com

The Robert E. Shepard Agency
1608 Dwight Way
Berkeley, CA 94703

http://www.shepardagency.com

A Plus B Works
615 Fort Washington Ave., Ste. 2-E
New York, NY 10040
(212) 923-1219

http://www.aplusbworks.com

Cherry Weiner Literary Agency
28 Kipling Way
Manalapan NJ 07726

I don't delete people. If you want me to remove that "***Redacted***" stuff, which I agree is pretty obnoxious, I will, but there's such a thing as free speech and freedom of the press and provisions against restraint of trade in the good old US of A and if you're gonna call yourself a literary agent, I'm gonna call you a literary agent. Thanks. G.

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Are you no longer a literary agent? You say you are. As soon as you're not on any other list of so-called lit agents, I'll take you off mine. How about that? Thanks. G.

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I'll delete your quote. G.

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Literary Services Inc.
PO Box 888
Barnegat, NJ 08005
(609) 698-7162

http://www.literaryservicesinc.com

The LKG Agency
59 West 71st Street 5A
New York, NY 10023

http://www.lkgagency.com

Lyons Literary
116 West 23rd St., Ste. 500
New York, NY 10011
(212) 851-8428

http://www.lyonsliterary.com

Jim Donovan Literary
4515 Prentice St., Ste. 109
Dallas, TX 75206

Helen Zimmermann Literary Agency
3 Emmy Lane
New Paltz, NY 12561

Franklin, Weinrib, Rudell & Vassallo
488 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10022

http://www.fwrv.com

McHugh Literary Agency
1033 Lyon Road
Moscow, ID 83843

Although I do handle nonfiction, I'm at this time primarily looking for good fiction manuscripts - Mystery, Romance, Historicals, Thrillers and Mainstream. Query by email. Be professional. Elisabet McHugh, Literary Agent

Doyen Literary Services
1931 660th Street
Newell, IA 50568

Dear Gerard Jones: First off, you came up with a good marketing strategy for yourself! Our agency handles a lot of trade nonfiction for adults (meaning appropriate for a general audience, the type of material found in any bookstore) as well as the occasional outstanding novel. We do not handle category fiction, pornography, or poetry. We are always on the lookout for new talent, and welcome snail-mail queries and submissions (e-mail is OK after you are a client) because we do our reading at night on the living room couch, away from computers. Authors should always enclose contact info plus a SASE (Self-Addressed, Stamped Envelope) for reply, and a Self-Addressed Stamped mailer if you want the materials returned. Please do not send checks or loose stamps. Also, don't send material piecemeal; it's much easier if everything comes together due to the volume of submissions we receive. While it's best not to approach editors if you are seeking representation, do be honest and up-front about the publishers you've contacted-sometimes we can see a way around rejections. To garner our interest: Fiction: Send a short (1-page max) plot summary, short bio (1 paragraph), and the first 3 to 6 pages of the manuscript with SASE. Nonfiction: Send us your title, subtitle, concept for the book, an analysis of the competing books stating why yours is better/different, your qualifications for doing the book, and SASE. Advanced degrees in your subject area are nice, but are often not absolutely essential if you are a fine writer and knowledgeable about your topic. If you have well-written material that fills a market niche and would like to develop a book-writing career, we look forward to hearing from you! B.J. Doyen, Pres. Doyen Literary Services, Inc.

The Steve Laube Agency
5025 N. Central Ave., Ste. 635
Phoenix, AZ 85012

http://www.stevelaube.com

Leslie Breed Literary Agency
65 East Scott St. Ste. 12-E
Chicago, IL 60610

Regula Noetzli Literary Agency
2344 County Route 83
Pine Plains, NY 12567

Carol Susan Roth Literary
1824 Oak Creek Drive, Suite 416
Palo Alto, CA 94304

http://www.authorsbest.com

Baker's Mark Literary Agency
PO Box 8382
Portland, OR 97207
(503) 432-8170

http://www.bakersmark.com

Bradford Literary Agency
5694 Mission Center Rd., Ste. 347
San Diego, CA 92108

http://www.bradfordlit.com

Paraview Literary Agency
40 Florence Circle
Bracey, VA 23919

http://www.paraview.com

Dear Mr. Jones: Thank you for your e-mail. I enjoyed reviewing your website very much, that was a lot of work! I wish you the most success with your website and sales. Sincerely, Lisa Hagan

Fredrica S. Friedman & Co
136 East 57th St., 14th Flr.
New York, NY 10022
(212) 829-9600

http://www.fredricafriedman.com

Hartline Literary Agency
123 Queenston Drive
Pittsburgh, PA 15235
(412) 829-2483

http://www.hartlineliterary.com

Maureen Moran Agency
Park West Station
PO Box 20191
New York, NY 10025

Barbara Bova Literary Agency
P.O. Box 770365
Naples, FL 34107

http://www.barbarabovaliteraryagency.com

European American Information Services
6916 67th Terrace East
Bradenton, Fla. 34203

Chandler Crawford Agency
62 Harmon Road
Monterey, MA 01245

Connor Literary Agency
2911 West 71st Street
Minneapolis, MN 55423

Pelham Literary Agency
2451 Royal St. James Drive
El Cajon, CA 92019

http://pelhamliterary.com

Peter Fleming Agency
PO Box 458
Pacific Palisades, CA 90272

Brown Literary Agency
410 7th Street Northwest
Naples, FL 34120

http://www.brownliteraryagency.com

The Swetky Agency
2150 Balboa Way #29
St. George, Utah 84770

http://amsaw.org/swetkyagency

Larry Weissman Literary, LLC

Books & Such Literary Agency
52 Mission Circle, Ste. 122, PMB 170
Santa Rosa, CA 95409

http://www.booksandsuch.biz

The August Agency

http:/www.augustagency.com

The Florida Literary Agency
808 Normandy Trace Road
Tampa, Florida 33602

Venture Literary
8895 Towne Centre Drive
Suite 105, #141
San Diego, CA 92122

315 Bleecker St., Ste. 103
New York, NY 10014

http://www.ventureliterary.com

National Writers Litearary Agency
3140 S. Peoria St., Ste. 295
Aurora, CO 80014
(720) 851-1959

Muse Literary Management
189 Waverly Place, Ste. 4
New York, NY 10014
(212) 925-3721

http://www.museliterary.com

Scribblers House
PO Box 1007 Cooper Station
New York, NY 10276

Pippin Properties
155 East 38th Street, Ste. 2H
New York, NY 10016
(212) 338-9310

http://www.pippinproperties.com

Jill Grosjean Literary Agency
1390 Millstone Road
Sag Harbor, NY 11963

Bert P. Krages
Attorney at Law
6665 S.W. Hampton St., Ste. 200
Portland, Oregon 97223

http://www.krages.com

MA Powley Literary Agency
56 Arrowhead Road
Weston MA 02493

Beacon Artists Agency
208 West 30th Street, Suite 401
New York, New York 10001
(212) 736-6630

Schiavone Literary Agency
236 Trails End
West Palm Beach, FL 33413
(561) 966-9294

3671 Hudson Manor Terrace, Ste. 11-H
Bronx, NY 10463
(718) 548-5332

http://www.publishersmarketplace.com/members/profschia

ForthWrite Literary Agency & Speakers Bureau
a division of Keller Media, Inc.
23852 W Pacific Coast Hwy., Suite 701
Malibu, CA 90265

http://www.kellermedia.com

Front Matter & Associates
PO Box 75
Yorkville, CA 95494

http://www.frontmatter.com

International Literary Arts
RR 5 Box 5391-A
Moscow, PA 18444

http://www.internationalliteraryarts.com

The Jessica Jones Agency
248-C N. 8th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11211

Pema Browne Ltd.
11 Tena Place
Valley Cottage, NY 10989

http://www.pemabrowneltd.com

Womack Publishing Agency
PO Box 2163
Merced, CA 95344
(209) 658-2226

I work with nonfiction and fiction books for the Christian and Trade Markets. Authors' queries should be by e-mail with (1) a brief description and working title of the book and (2) a short resume of the author including a history of works published. I do not accept multiple submissions or queries not addressed specifically to my agency. My own books have been with HarperCollins (Harper & Row, Publishers, New York; and HarperSan Francisco), Bethany House, Gospel Publishing House, and others. I have been a manager of book publishing for Gospel Publishing House and have had an article in THE WRITER.

Hyatt Literary Agency
230 Ring Road
Salt Point, NY 12487

The Gislason Agency
219 SE Main Street, Suite 506
Minneapolis, MN 55414

http://www.thegislasonagency.com

Literary Agency for Southern Authors
2123 Paris Metz Road
Chattanooga, TN 37421

Focus is in all types of writing by Southern Authors Esp interested in Literary Fiction, Non-Fiction, Historical, Humor, Philosophical, Religious and Insprational. Will accept query by email. Quick turn around. Follows ethical standards of AAR.

Carolyn Jenks Agency
24 Concord Avenue, #412
Cambridge, MA 02138

Halyard Agency

http://www.halyardagency.com

Mel Parker Books
75 Prospect Park West, Ste. 6-B
Brooklyn, NY 11215
(718) 788-0080

http://www.melparkerbooks.com

Launch Books Literary Agency
566 Sweet Pea Place
Encinitas, CA 92024
(760) 944-9909

http://www.launchbooks.com

Oshun Literary Associates

BR Fleury Agency
PO Box 149352
Orlando, FL 32814

Daniel Literary Group
1701 Kingsbury Dr., Ste. 100
Nashville, TN 37215
(615) 730-8207

Sternig & Byrne Literary Agency
2370 S. 107th Street, Apt. 4
Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53227

http://sff.net/people/jackbyrne

Dear Mr. Jones: Please feel free to add a link to the agency web page; this should provide enough information so that prospective clients can determine whether or not we might be a good match. Yours, Jack Byrne, Sternig & Byrne Literary Agency

Farris Literary Agency, Inc.
P.O. Box 570069
Dallas, Texas 75357

http://www.farrisliterary.com

BigScore Productions
PO Box 4575
Lancaster, PA 17604

http://bigscoreproductions.com

Sally Hill McMillan & Associates
429 E Kingston Ave
Charlotte, NC 28203

About Words Agency

http://agency.aboutwords.org

Laura Langlie

New Brand Agency Group

http://www.literaryagent.net

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(666) = Asked not to be contacted (by me, not by you), very likely because he or she is a happy little slave boy or a happy little slave girl and doesn't want it any other way, uh-huh, uh-huh.

Gerard Jones
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